Brains. Some people have them and some people don’t. What you are seeing here is an individual who falls into the latter category. You see to us car guys the burnout is a right of passage that falls right between knowing how to drive a manual transmission and changing your own oil in the enthusiast guidebook. Simply doing a burnout is one thing, but knowing how to do one correctly is another entirely. Putting on a good smoke show requires two things. One is that you need a car with some power, and two, you need to know how to apply that power correctly in order to get your drive line tires spinning. Our subject here has such a car (kinda’), however his execution is terrible. First, dumping the clutch whilst slamming on the emergency brake is a bad idea. It puts too much strain on the front axles and completely taxes the drive-train. Secondly, DON’T BOUNCE THE CAR OFF THE REV LIMITER!! Because when you do shit blows up as demonstrated perfectly in the video you are about to see. Enjoy.