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Bulls Can’t Drive

Posted in Funny, Funny Videos, General, Toyota, Trucks by Kurt Ernst | January 4th, 2011 | 1 Response |

It’s not damn likely that a Toyota Tacoma pickup (the Toyota Hilux, to the rest of the world) is a sufficiently impressive vehicle to get you laid unless the zombie apocalypse is upon us. On the other hand, if you’re a bull and you happen to steal one, filled with hay, to visit some cows in the next pasture, chances are better than average that you’ll be propagating the species. It’s all about mastering technology: having a Zippo lighter would have been enough to ensure that you never sleep alone in Neanderthal times. That is, of course, if sleeping with Neanderthal women counts as a good thing.

This allegedly banned commercial, from New Zealand, dates back a few years but is still good enough to put a smile on your face. I assure you that stunt bulls were used in the filming, and that no animals were harmed in the making of this commercial. Until, that is, they were turned into tasty steaks and hamburger. Thanks to my buddy Dan for this video suggestion.

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