If the claims made by the seller are to be believed, this gray 2006 HUMMER H2 currently up for grabs on eBay motors is owned by 2008 World Series champ and Philadelphia Phillies starting pitcher, number 39 Brett Myers. Although eBay is notorious for harboring sellers with questionable integrity and a penchant for stretching the truth, photos of the interior reveal the letter “M” embroidered on the headrests as well as the number “39” tastefully embossed into the headliner. As if that weren’t enough to verify the authenticity, this particular H2 was apparently equipped using genuine accessories from the “Professional Athlete With Money To Burn” aftermarket catalog.
As a Phillies fan who has heard that Meyers routinely double parks this rig so as to avoid rubbing door frames with the lower class, the ridiculous 22″ chrome Ion’s and 7″ TV monitors in the headrests not only thoroughly disgust me, but they also serve to confirm what I – as well as many other Phillies fans -already suspected: Brett Meyers is, indeed, a douchebag (Brad Lidge, on the other hand, is still my number one choice to father my first born).
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