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According to Wikipedia acronyms are: Abbreviations that are formed using the initial components in a phrase or name. We here at Ridelust.com began to think about these acronyms and how they’ve related to certain automobile manufacturers over the years. In the end we came to the conclusion that just about every one of them has had a few shots taken at them over the years, so we decided to compile as many as we could and post them up. Now I know we didn’t get all of them, so if you guys have any new ones feel free to throw them up in the comments section and add we’ll them to the list.

ACURA

• A Car Using Recycled Aluminum
• Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
• Asia’s Curse Upon Rural America
• A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates

AMC

• Ain’t My Car
• Always Made Crap
• Autos May Combust

AUDI

• Accelerates under demonic influence
• Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
• Always Under Diagnostic Inspection
• Always Upside-down, Double Interest
• Another Understated Dealer Incentive
• A Used Dodge Incognito

BMW

• Bimbette Murder Weapon
• Big Money Wasted
• Brings Me Women
• Beyond My Wages
• Beautiful Models Wanted
• Bavarian Manure Wagon

CHRYSLER

• Company has recommended you should learn engine repair

DODGE

• Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
• Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
• Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive

FIAT

• Failure In Automotive Technology
• Fix It Again, Tony
• F**ed-up Italian Attempt at Transportation
• F**K! It’s Another Transmission
• Found Inoperative Again Today

FORD

• Failed On Race Day
• Found Off Road Dead
• Freakin Oakies Really Dig em’
• For Old Retired Dudes
• Fix Or Repair Daily

GMC

• Gross Mis Calculation
• Gotta Mechanic Coming
• Got My Coveralls
• Generically Made Chevrolet

HONDA

• Hacked Over Non-Driveable Automobile
• Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

MERCEDES

• Major Expenses Required Car Eats Dollars Eliminates Savings

PLYMOUTH

• Please Leave Your Mangy Overweight Ugly Tank Home

VOLVO

• Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object