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Awesome Automotive Acronyms

Posted in Acura, AMC, Audi, BMW, Chrysler, Dodge, Fiat, Ford, Funny, Games, GMC, Honda, Mercedes Benz, Plymouth, Volvo by MrAngry | May 26th, 2010 | 37 Responses |

Acronym

According to Wikipedia acronyms are: Abbreviations that are formed using the initial components in a phrase or name. We here at Ridelust.com began to think about these acronyms and how they’ve related to certain automobile manufacturers over the years. In the end we came to the conclusion that just about every one of them has had a few shots taken at them over the years, so we decided to compile as many as we could and post them up. Now I know we didn’t get all of them, so if you guys have any new ones feel free to throw them up in the comments section and add we’ll them to the list.

ACURA

Acura

• A Car Using Recycled Aluminum
• Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
• Asia’s Curse Upon Rural America
• A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates

AMC

AMC

• Ain’t My Car
• Always Made Crap
• Autos May Combust

AUDI

Audi

• Accelerates under demonic influence
• Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
• Always Under Diagnostic Inspection
• Always Upside-down, Double Interest
• Another Understated Dealer Incentive
• A Used Dodge Incognito

BMW

BMW

• Bimbette Murder Weapon
• Big Money Wasted
• Brings Me Women
• Beyond My Wages
• Beautiful Models Wanted
• Bavarian Manure Wagon

CHRYSLER

Chrysler

• Company has recommended you should learn engine repair

DODGE

Dodge

• Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
• Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
• Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive

FIAT

Fiat

• Failure In Automotive Technology
• Fix It Again, Tony
• F**ed-up Italian Attempt at Transportation
• F**K! It’s Another Transmission
• Found Inoperative Again Today

FORD

Ford

• Failed On Race Day
• Found Off Road Dead
• Freakin Oakies Really Dig em’
• For Old Retired Dudes
• Fix Or Repair Daily

GMC

GMC

• Gross Mis Calculation
• Gotta Mechanic Coming
• Got My Coveralls
• Generically Made Chevrolet

HONDA

Honda

• Hacked Over Non-Driveable Automobile
• Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

MERCEDES

Mercedes

• Major Expenses Required Car Eats Dollars Eliminates Savings

PLYMOUTH

Plymouth

• Please Leave Your Mangy Overweight Ugly Tank Home

VOLVO

Volvo

• Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

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37 Responses

  1. SNAK3 says:

    GMC- Gay Man’s Chevy

  2. sam says:

    First
    On
    Race
    Day

  3. sam says:

    Found
    On
    Reservation
    Dump

  4. Lou says:

    F*cked
    Over
    Rebuilt
    Dodge

  5. Ralf says:

    Bought My Wife
    Boring Mans Wheels

  6. inthebuff says:

    BMW = Bite My Wallet
    and after serving in the military, I can never think of KIA as anything but Killed in Action.

  7. Thomas says:

    F*ckin’ Old Rebuild Dodge
    Found On Rubbish Dump

  8. Jo Dean says:

    Why isnt Pontiac on there? We all know what that one is LOL

    Lou

  9. deeiks says:

    Fast Only Running Downhill

  10. John says:

    You missed PONTIAC=Poor old nut thinks it’s a cadillac

  11. Plastic Fantastic says:

    Lots of Trouble, Usually Serious.

  12. jon says:

    Scandinavian
    Auto
    Always
    Broken

  13. beef says:

    My favorite for BMW was always: Break My Windows

  14. jim jam says:

    I always heard BMW was short for Black Man’s Willy.

  15. Joey says:

    Why are all the obvious one missing?!?!!?

    Can
    Hear
    Every
    Valve
    Rattle
    Over
    Lousy
    Engine
    Timing

    Fucking
    Owner
    Really
    Dumb

    Black
    Mans
    Worry

    Break
    My
    Window

    Dear
    Old
    Dad
    Got
    Even

  16. always hidden says:

    beat
    my
    weenie

    or

    break
    my
    windshield

  17. Allen says:

    Bent
    My
    Wheel

    Bring
    My
    Wallet

  18. Ethan says:

    Brutal

    Money

    Waster

    Big

    Ugly

    Indestructible

    Car

    Killer

  19. Wrench Monkey says:

    Too
    Often
    Yankees
    Overprice
    This
    Auto

  20. pank says:

    For
    Obviously
    Retarded
    Drivers

  21. brokenbiker says:

    FIX
    IT
    ANOTHER
    TIME

  22. pbear says:

    PONTIAC

    Poor
    Old
    Nitwit
    Thinks
    It’s
    A
    Cadillac

  23. Battlingdragon says:

    Had
    One,
    Never
    Doing it
    Again

  24. Something
    An
    Asshole
    Bought

  25. Rachel says:

    Chews
    Heads
    Eats
    Valves
    Runs
    Only
    Little
    Electric
    Trains

  26. Jacqueline says:

    Female’s

    Only

    Reliable

    Date

  27. Jake says:

    MOPAR

    Mama’s
    Old
    Pig
    Ain’t
    Running

  28. Josh says:

    Just
    Empty
    Every
    Pocket

  29. Nate says:

    Faggot
    Operated
    Road
    Disaster

  30. rich says:

    FORD backwards is
    Driver
    Returned
    On
    Foot

  31. Nate says:

    Old
    Ladies
    Driving
    Slowly
    Make
    Others
    Be
    Infuriatingly
    Late
    Everyday

  32. Janine says:

    Hold On Not Done Accelerating

  33. junior joker says:

    C ant
    A void
    D esign
    I nsults
    L uxury
    L astly,
    A verts
    C lass

  34. That Guy says:

    Only Mopar one I found

    M ove
    O ver
    P eople
    A re
    R acing

  35. Kurt says:

    I can’t believe no one got this one:

    H ope
    Y ou
    U nderstand
    N othing’s
    D rivable
    A nd
    I nexpensive

  36. Nancy says:

    All
    My
    Cars

    wish it was true.

  37. Chuck says:

    Bring Money Withyou