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Automotive Haikus For Your Enjoyment

Posted in Bentley, BMW, Bugatti, Demotivational Poster, Dodge, Ford, Funny, General, Harley Davidson, Hummer, Kia, Lamborghini, Maybach, Mazda, Pictures, Porsche, Range Rover by Kurt Ernst | May 5th, 2010 | 6 Responses |

Don't you want to do the same thing in the desert with a Jeep?

The basic formula for a Japanese haiku is simple: it’s composed of three lines, the first having five syllables, the second having seven and the third having five again. You don’t get many words, but if you choose them carefully they say a lot.

2007 Bugatti Veyron
Bugatti Veyron
Will sell liver for my own
Sadly, no takers

Maybach 62S
Maybach 62S
Piss off, I am filthy rich
Your house worth this much?

2008 Dodge Challenger SRT
New Dodge Challenger
Looks cool, is fast in straight line
Sucks ass in corners

2009 Mazda Miata
Mazda Miata
Stupid fun to drive it fast
Too bad I’m not gay

2009 Dodge Charger R/T
Dodge Charger R/T
Can’t resist smoky burnouts
New tires this week, also

2011 Ford Mustang GT
Ford Mustang GT
Finally, blue oval wins
Bow tie brigade bummed

2010 Porsche Panamera
Porsche Panamera
Fast, pricey German sedan
Can’t outrun ugly

1971 Ford Pinto
Ford Pinto gas tank
Fine, if not in accident
Rear crash, not so much

2010 Harley Davidson Fatboy
Harley Davidson
Not ready to ride that slow
Ain’t my cup of meat

2010 Kia Soul
Kia Soul is hot
We used to laugh at their cars
Now wish we owned stock

2009 Lamborghini Gallardo
Lambo Gallardo
Baby Lambo still pricey
But gets a geek laid

Bentley Azure
A Bentley Azure
May impress the hot women
Those who charge for dates

2010 Range Rover
A new Range Rover
Can take you many places
Sometimes brings you back

Hummer H3
Goodbye to Hummer
Not much good on road or off
Nice parked, with dub wheels

2009 BMW M5
Proof that Darwin was correct
Drive like ass and die

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6 Responses

  1. Dave says:

    Awwwww Kurt, I didn’t know you were so poetic.

  2. Kate says:

    ROLF! Love all of them!

  3. Kurt says:

    Maybe it’s because I own a Miata…

  4. Blix says:

    Classic. Great stuff, Kurt.

  5. inthebuff says:

    Good Stuff.

    My retro T-Bird
    Written about on Ride Lust
    Is Fun Fun Fun

  6. david says:

    Out of all models that are produced and marketed from the house of Maybach motors, I am completely impressed with Zeppelin luxury sedan, which looks awesome from both exterior and interior perspective.