2012 Nissan Rogue SV FWD: RideLust Review
Don't you want to do the same thing in the desert with a Jeep?
The basic formula for a Japanese haiku is simple: it’s composed of three lines, the first having five syllables, the second having seven and the third having five again. You don’t get many words, but if you choose them carefully they say a lot.
Bugatti Veyron
Will sell liver for my own
Sadly, no takers
Maybach 62S
Piss off, I am filthy rich
Your house worth this much?
New Dodge Challenger
Looks cool, is fast in straight line
Sucks ass in corners
Mazda Miata
Stupid fun to drive it fast
Too bad I’m not gay
Dodge Charger R/T
Can’t resist smoky burnouts
New tires this week, also
Ford Mustang GT
Finally, blue oval wins
Bow tie brigade bummed
Porsche Panamera
Fast, pricey German sedan
Can’t outrun ugly
Ford Pinto gas tank
Fine, if not in accident
Rear crash, not so much
Harley Davidson
Not ready to ride that slow
Ain’t my cup of meat
Kia Soul is hot
We used to laugh at their cars
Now wish we owned stock
Lambo Gallardo
Baby Lambo still pricey
But gets a geek laid
A Bentley Azure
May impress the hot women
Those who charge for dates
A new Range Rover
Can take you many places
Sometimes brings you back
Goodbye to Hummer
Not much good on road or off
Nice parked, with dub wheels
BMW M5
Proof that Darwin was correct
Drive like ass and die
Awwwww Kurt, I didn’t know you were so poetic.
ROLF! Love all of them!
Maybe it’s because I own a Miata…
Classic. Great stuff, Kurt.
Good Stuff.
My retro T-Bird
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Is Fun Fun Fun
Out of all models that are produced and marketed from the house of Maybach motors, I am completely impressed with Zeppelin luxury sedan, which looks awesome from both exterior and interior perspective.