In difficult-to-find-an-accompanying-graphic news, Brendan Erhardt, an Australian man, appeared in court yesterday amid charges relating to a traffic infraction involving speeding in his Holden SV6, marijuana, firearms, and – of course – masturbation.
Apparently, Erhardt was stopped for speeding at 95mph while masturbating – though presumably it was only the speeding infraction which called for police intervention. As if that weren’t enough, after the officers on the scene were granted permission to search his Holden SV6, they proceeded to find roughly 5 kilos of marijuana in the trunk of his car, two cannabis plants on the back seat, two pipes, and a .22 gauge shotgun.
Because I would be loathe to lose anything in translation, here I will quote directly from the article: “Mr Erhardt also told police he had used the rifle to shoot “kangaroos from the vehicle whilst driving north”.
Although it is purely a matter of personal opinion, I believe Mr. Erhardt has single-handedly effectively raised the “bad ass” bar.
[Source: Northern Territory News]