Thank God, I had just about run out of new ways to kill myself while driving. Luckily, Audi is there to provide the new A8 with handwriting recognition. So not only is this technological powerhouse sporting a 40GB hard drive, twin CPUs, NVIDIA graphics and an optional TV tuner, now you can simply write out your destination and choose it from a list. Next up, handwriting analysis. “Based on the exaggerated loops in your writing, you seem to be overcompensating for something.” Damnit, Audi. I was just looking for a Taco Bell.