One of the big problems with the coming zombie apocalypse is that you never know when it’s going to go down. When it does, are you going to watch it from your boarded up home? What happens when the power goes out? When the radio stations go down, how will you get your news? What if you could cruise the streets of your ruined city in style, knocking back a gin and tonic in air-conditioned comfort with up to 24 of your family and friends?
And that, RideLust reader, is what I’m giving you today. Buy this ArmorHorse Vault XXL armored limo, and you can laugh at the zombie apocalypse as you witness it up close and personal. This baby’s for sale on eBay right now, so you’d better come up with the $175,000 before I do, Inside, it’s got the amenities you expect like air conditioning, a wet bar, an electronically deployable stripper pole and a bathroom. It’s also got four gunports, so you can think of this thing as your mobile zombie hunting lodge. Need to top off with another 70 gallons of diesel fuel? The exterior surveillance cameras will ensure the coast is clear before you jump out with your hand pump.
If I owned this, I’d be tempted to have a bartender and stripper on retainer, just in case the world did come to an end. When the undead start walking the streets, we’d just saddle up and hit the road for parts unknown, stocked with MREs and Tanqueray Gin. Since the ArmorHorse Vault is rated at Level 1 ballistic protection, you’d have nothing to worry about until zombies figured out how to use RPGs or build IEDs. Something tells me you’d run out of diesel fuel a long time before that happened.