Ok, so say Dr. Ferdinand Porsche rose from the dead, knocked on your door and said, “Dude, today’s your lucky day as I’d like to present you with either the new 2011 GT3 RS or the new 2011 GT2 RS. You may choose only one but be quick about it because I’ve got shit to do today, so hurry up and decide – you’ve got 5 minutes.” So now you’re sitting there with your brain in flux trying to decide between two of the best super cars on the planet Earth. Sure they both share some common characteristics, but underneath their both completely different automobiles. Each one possesses amazing super car performance, stellar looks and the ability to strike fear into the hearts of all other automobiles. You can only have one of them though, so which will it be?
First there is the astonishing GT3 RS, a car that is considered to be more race car than street car. It breaths fire, bellows smoke from its tires and has been known to incinerate just about every adversary that it comes across. It has 450 hp and 317 lb-ft of torque and will rocket you to 60 mph in 3.8 seconds, then onto a top speed of 193 mph. This is no beginner car and in the right hands it would be like bringing a bazooka to a gun fight. Which, let’s be honest, is totally cool. This car is like walking into a room and seeing Heidi Klum buck-ass naked on the bed waiting for you. You know it’s got proven performance due to it’s history, but you have to ask yourself if you’re actually man enough to take the reigns for awhile.
Then you start to think about it and remember that you also have a shot at the new 2011 Porsche GT2 RS, the fastest and most powerful road car that Porsche has ever built. This car is so fast in fact that I’ve heard it actually has the ability to turn your sphincter inside out if you hit the gas pedal hard enough. Its twin-turbo flat-6 has 620 hp which means 0-60 in 3.4 seconds and, if you can unclench your butt cheeks long enough it will take you to a terminal velocity of 205 mph. If there is a downside to the GT2 RS it’s the fact that it will kill you if your not careful. This car is Lindsay Lohan hanging upside down from a chandelier with a bowl of coke in one hand and a cucumber in the other. You know you’ll never ever tame it, but God dammit if you don’t want to give it a go.
So, whatcha’ think… will it be the full-on track monster GT3 RS, or the earth shaking straight line banshee GT2 RS? Tough choice isn’t it…