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2011 Ford Fiesta Will Get You Heels-To-Jesus

Posted in Car Buying, Commuter Cars, Compact Cars, Cool Stuff, Ford, Funny Videos, General, How To by Kurt Ernst | July 16th, 2010 | Leave a Reply |

I’ve always said that driving a particular car isn’t enough to get you laid (unless we’re talking about pay dates), but there are certainly those rides that will diminish your chances of bumping uglies. Not too long ago, this list included any entry level compact car, but Winston Robinson is out to change that in his ad for the 2011 Ford Fiesta.

Part of the “Fiesta Project” series, Winston shows you how to close the deal when you drive a 2011 Ford Fiesta. If you’re a guy, you need to be taking notes, because Winston’s approach will probably work for you 95% of the time. If you’re a woman, sorry, I don’t have Winston’s phone number or e-mail.

You’ll probably have to rent a cheaper chef, or keep it real simple and opt for take out sushi. Personally, I think a Barry White soundtrack would have been better than a DJ and hip hop group, but what do I know? I bow to the master on this one.

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