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2011 Ford Explorer: You’re pissing me off Ford….

Posted in auto industry, Chrysler, Ford, Jeep, New Cars, Newsworthy by MrAngry | July 14th, 2010 | 3 Responses |

2011 Ford Explorer

I’m really getting sick and tired of these crappy pics that Ford is releasing of the new 2011 Ford Explorer so I decided to send them an email… whatcha’ think?

Dear Ford,

For months now you’ve been dangling little pieces of your new 2011 Ford Explorer in our face. You’ve given us funky little pictures of a taillight here and a headlight there. Now, I understand that you’re concerned about Jeep’s upcoming 2011 Grand Cherokee, but how about you guys stop screwing around now and actually show us something that we want to see. Keep in mind that I completely understand that you wish to keep the Ford Explorer a secret from the automotive free world so as to build up a certain buzz, but you’ve been doing it now for far too long and it’s starting to piss me off.

I’ve owned five Ford Explorers over the years and truth be told, they were all great trucks. Well, most of them anyway, my 2001 Explorer Sport was kind of a lemon, but the others were all pretty good. You see the problem you guys are facing now is that your customer base, you know, guys like me are really taking a good hard look at the new Jeep Grand Cherokee because we’re sick and tired of you guys dicking around with these BS teaser pictures you’re putting out. So how about this, you guys send us a real picture of the new 2011 Ford Explorer so we can post it up and show our readers. In return we won’t go out and tell them how good we “think” the new Jeep Grand Cherokee will be. I think it’s only fair.

Best regards –

Mike Musto
Editor-in-Chief / Ridelust.com

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3 Responses

  1. Dave says:

    Mr. Angry, you seem so…so… um… well ANGRY…. ;-)

  2. L says:

    I hope Ford’s beating around the bush here isn’t meant to conceal the next Pontiac Asstek. When it’s FINALLY revealed, the Explorer better be worth the BS.

  3. zip says:

    It sounds like some bullshit. It is probably the new ceo.