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2010 Dartz Prombron Red Diamond Edition: Now With Russian Hookers!

Posted in Auto Show Girls, Car Photography, Expensive Cars, General, Girls, Import Model Girls, Pictures by Kurt Ernst | April 27th, 2010 | 4 Responses |

See those wheels? They're bulletproof.

OK, I don’t really know if the women in these pictures are hookers. Let’s call them “models with an affinity for cash” instead. Do you remember the Dartz Prombron? It was the Russian built uber-luxury SUV that allowed buyers to check the option box for whale-penis leather. They’re back for another go-around, this time touting the Red Diamond Edition of the Prombron.

Since I know you’re eager to pony up a downpayment on the truck’s $1.3 million asking price (it DOES have a tungsten exhaust and gem encrusted gauges, after all), I’m including lots of pictures below. In the interest of journalistic integrity, however, I will not publish the shot of the hooker model straddling the cannon shell, since it’s got nothing to do with the Dartz Prombron Red Diamond Edition. We have our standards, you see.


2010 Dartz Prombron Red Diamond

The step in height is fine, even for those in a minidress and spike heels.

2010 Dartz Prombron Red Diamond

That glass is bulletproof, too.

2010 Dartz Prombron Red Diamond

No dressing room, no problem with the massive Prombron.

2010 Dartz Prombron Red Diamond

See those diamond encrusted instruments? Yeah, me neither.

2010 Dartz Prombron Red Diamond

Sorry, you can't see the instruments in this shot, either.

2010 Dartz Prombron Red Diamond

Note the strength of the trunk.

2010 Dartz Prombron Red Diamond

Nothing says 'classy photo shoot' like dumpsters in the background.

2010 Dartz Prombron Red Diamond

Holy shit - how thick IS that carbon fiber?

2010 Dartz Prombron Red Diamond

Nice near-upskirt in the gloss trim.

2010 Dartz Prombron Red Diamond

Note the fine craftsmanship in the stitching.

2010 Dartz Prombron Red Diamond

You knew I was going to include it, didn't you?

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4 Responses

  1. Joel says:

    Well done, sir. Yes, of course I knew you’d include it.

  2. Kurt says:

    Joel, I feel so cheap…

  3. Joel says:

    You are a cheap GENIUS.

  4. Kurt says:

    Who now has a bounty on his head in the Ukraine…