Comments on: 2009 Infiniti G37 Convertible Teaser Shots Released

By: Suzanne Denbow

Suzanne Denbow — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:11:26 +0000

:Swoons, clasps hands together: Oh Terry, you drive a Volvo? Be still my heart

By: Terry Parkhurst

Terry Parkhurst — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:20:01 +0000

In defense of Suzanne, that’s what comes of driving a Volvo. The Swedish steel takes on a life of its own and no other car seems quite good enough. That’s my take, as a longtime Volvo owner myself.

That said, let’s blow it all out of the water with a joke on yet another high-end marque:

Know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

I know, BMW makes great cars, as does Infiniti; just drove a BMW Mini-Cooper “S” on an approximately 300 mile round-trip, in drive down to Portland, Oregon and back. (The Mini, while still built in the UK, really is a Baby BMW.)

But you know the nature of such jokes; just a way of saying “not a member of our club,” after all.

So feel free to substitute whatever make of car whose owners most give you hives in the joke just rendered. Also keep reading Suzanne’s work. Anyone who drives a Volvo can’t be all bad, eh?

By: Aereo

Aereo — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:42:33 +0000

I’m not an Infiniti owner, nor have I ever been, but what on earth labels them under the title of “Douchebaggery”?

If you ask me, that’s a damned nice vehicle. Well-designed, plenty of power, overall reliability.

Or, perhaps you label all high-end vehicle owners that way. I’m not sure, I’m a new reader. You may want to tone down the opinions if you want to drive traffic to your site.