Are you down on your luck, unemployed and in a general state of disarray? Well if you are then this 2000 model Toyota Corolla is calling your name. With features like a 9.6 second 0-60 mph time, right hand turning capabilities and interior fabric that’s smooth to the touch, this 11-year old Grandma car may just be the ticket to keeping you in therapy for the long run. Is it pretty? No. Is it quick? No. Does it portray confidence and dignity to all those who see it? Hell no… However, if you’re looking for a slow, reliable transportation that get so-so fuel mileage with minimal creature comforts then this little bad boy may just be your perfect ride.