A question that man has feverishly wrestled with since the dawn of time: “How can I score with that hot chick?” Pick-up lines are overrated and have a higher failure rate than an inner-city high school, and date-rape drugs have the potential to get you 5-10 w/o parole – so whatever is a horny guy to do?
Well looks will got you pretty far, and personality even more so, but if you’re bankrupt on both, a surefire way to get lucky is to drive a sweet ride. So on behalf of RideLust, I have taken it upon myself to compile a list of the top 10 surefire “panty peelers” – rides so undeniably lust-able, any man behind the wheel is guaranteed to score at least one piece of quality ass [by “quality” we mean anything from a 7 to a 10; below a 7 and forget a Lambo, you could score that with a Corolla].
1. Lamborghini Gallardo
Although less expensive [and slightly less powerful] than the Lamborghini Murcielago, the Gallardo is Lamborghini’s best selling sports car – and thus the most recognizable [well, subtle exterior colors like “Epilepsy Orange” and “Reflective Traffic Vest Green” help a little, too]. The Lamborghini Gallardo is a fool-proof way to score, we guarantee it.
2. Bentley Continental GT
3. Porsche Carrera GT
The Carrera GT will get you laid, but you have to possess a certain “presence”. Porsche coupes, even the ridiculously expensive ones, have an unfortunate tendency to send mixed signals in the “orientation” area. So if you’re on the prowl in a Carrera; no silk ascots or driving goggles, and if you have a European accent, keep the rolling of your R’s to a minimum.
4. Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren
5. Ferrari 430 Scuderia
6. Dodge Viper SRT10 ARC
7. Chevrolet Corvette ZR1
Alright, so we’ve got a ride crush on the new ‘vette, so sue us. Although Corvette’s usually have an unfortunate mid-life crisis stigma attached to to them, we’re willing to bet the Corvette ZR1 could jump those hurdles in a single bound [or, at the very least, will get you a semi-hot older chick].
8. Maserati Quattroporte
Maserati’s flagship model, the Quattroporte exudes power and grace, which, like the Corvette, might end up scoring you a few older chicks in addition to the usual gaggle of rubber rats [we mean that affectionately]. Unlike the Corvette, however, the Maserati’s well-established luxury super car status gurantees that any older chicks it attracts will be hot older chicks [think: Demi Moore circa Charlie’s Angels, or Penelope Cruz circa any-f*ing-time].
9. Bugatti Veyron
Sort of making the list by default, the Bugatti Veyron is guranteed to get you some simply because it’s consistently ranked among the top 10 most expensive cars in the world. Even a chick who knows nothing about cars [or even just plain nothing - I mean lets face it, you’re not after her for her scintillating conversational skills] knows a Bugatti [and a sex symbol] when she sees one.
10. Cadillac Escalade
Now hear us out – even though it’s not considered a “super” anything, the Cadillac Escalade is more of a chick magnet than it’s given credit for. Even though we know that some suburbanites are aggressively attempting to turn it into a grocery-getter, there are still some true mack daddies out there who are holding firm to their Escalades and the bad ass sex appeal they exude. And believe us, Escalades do radiate sex appeal. The big, bulky exterior inspires images of power and raw masculinity, so much so that many a female fantasy often revolves around “intimacy” that actually takes place in the Escalade [or on it, depending on how flexible you are]. So not only will the Escalade get you laid, but with plenty of interior space and rear-folding seats, it will get you laid anywhere, anytime.